"You had to stand in line to hate him." Hedda Hopper
"Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles." Jack London
"(He) proceeds to dip (his) little fountain-pen filler into pots of oily venom and to squirt the mixture at all (his) friends." Harold Nicholson
"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast." W. S. Gilbert
"He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone." Oscar Wilde
Some Thoughts for the Day
Sam the Eagle
WANTED: FOR HIGH CRIMES AND IRRITATION
"I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it."---Philip r. Klein 10/5/08
SAM THE EAGLE
Now in our fourteenth year ! .... "I can't think of anyone in Southeast Texas who deserves to be made fun of more than Philip Klein"....The Southeast Texas Record 6/7/10
COMPLAINT
Got a complaint about a private investigator in Texas
CONTACT EAGLE'S NEST
"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle