"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."

William Faulkner

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

Abraham Lincoln

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."

John Bright

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy."

Walter Kerr

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork"

Mae West

"If you don't like where you live, and the people around you don't like you.........move"

Sam the Eagle