Retards Write

DISCLAIMER: Retards Write is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail are purely intentional.

Some real readers this week:

FROM LOS ANGELES:

Sam, love your site. You seem to really have the take on that buffoon.

John Nazarian

ANSWER: Thanks for reading John. If only you knew Philip like we know Philip.

FROM HAMPSHIRE (Hamshire):

GREAT POST! You really crack me up. Philip is such a turd. I'm glad to see someone do to him what he's been doing to people for years.

A Fan

ANSWER: Thanks fan. 'we' can think of no one who deserves it more.

FROM BOMONT:

Sam, you are the greatest. You are so smart and kind and thoughtful and smart. You really are the voice of he community. I read you all the time instead of the newspaper or anything.

....uh.....Steve.

ANSWER: Thanks....uh Steve. You sure know me well.