COURTHOUSE CORRUPTION!!!!

Sometimes we just have to shake our heads we are laughing so hard. The STE Political Review has learned that anonymous sources of both the STE Political Review and the SET Political Review (God I hate it when you do this!) are telling both Reviews that only Austin brand cheese crackers are being sold in the vending machines at the courthouse.
"I went to get a snack and the only brand of cheese crackers I could buy was Austin" said a source who called the Review late last night. "What about Frito Lay? Or maybe Tom's" said another caller to the Review.

Philip r. Klein, editor of The Southeast Texas Political Review was quick to point out the corruption conspiracy:

"Ef thay unlie cell Austin, thay r prumotin Texes cense Austin ez tha cupitul of Texes."

We here at the Review are outraged. This can only be a result of corrupt Jefferson County politicos!