The STE Political Review has learned that Philip r. Klein, editor of The Southeast Texas Political Review and finder of lost pets may have gone missing. Anonymous sources who called the Review late last night say that associate editors at Klein Investigations, The team to call when you really need to know, have been writing Philip's articles for at least two weeks."Really, there have been no allegations of alien abductions at the courthouse, demonic possession of public officials, or claims that dead people are going to run for county judge." said a source that called the review at 3 a.m.
We asked our own drunk fat chic to look at the recent posts.
"I don't know what the %^$$# is going on" A month ago he's bitching about a conspiracy between county government and the 99 cents the cable company is charging and now he's talking about candidates in unopposed races. I still think he's a ^*&$%^&^ idiot."
Another anonymous source close to Philip R. Klein called the Review early this morning confirming the disappearance of the renowned editor and political consultant.
"Philip went fishing a few weeks ago, slipped on the deck and fell overboard. We believe he was picked up by Portuguese fishermen and is using the identity Jason Bourne."
You bet we will watch this one.
