Tardbits!


DISCLAIMER: Tardbits is a registered trademark, patent, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein is completely full of shit are purely intentional

A little early this week. 'We' will be jetting out to the West Coast post conferencing with some important politicos.

Philip's claimed readership.........1103 /day (really Philip, only 25 people voted in your poll out of the roughly 5000 you claimed read your site.....I'm not buying it.)

Philip's ACTUAL readership.........146 /day

Continental Airlines........STILL flying out of Beaumont/Port Arthur nine months later.

Oil.........still not $200/ barrel.......try $45.

Courthouse scandal........NO suits or complaints yet.....three months and counting.

Patrick McDermott.......still missing.

Fred Thompson.......still not President.

"A cross between Pee Wee Herman and a bloated fruitcake.".......what one television viewer thought of Philip.

Sam the Eagle