In an effort to monitor not only the Jefferson County Navy but also the Calcasieu Parish Navy, The Southeast Texas Political Review announced today the launching of the USS KLEIN, an ultra modern vessel that will patrol Sabine Lake and all its contiguous estuaries."Thes iz a monieumantil de en the Review's hiztery." said Philip R. Klein editor. "Thes shep will be eble to shew the currrrupton in cunty gubernnmnt."
Capable of speeds of up to one-half a knot, the USS KLEIN is not only environmentally friendly but is armed with the latest technology. It comes with a preprogrammed cell phone, two paddles, and a bologna sandwich for long patrols.
Sam T. Eagle editor
