The Sam the Eagle Political Review has learned that top leaders of the French Government have come to a political conclusion over the past few weeks. And that is that Philip Klein is not electable to a position in either the French National Assembly or the French Senate."I don't think he's from France." said one source that called the Review over the weekend. "I think you have to speak french." said another caller who demand that we not reveal their name.
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Our take?
who cares.......................
