Dribblits

"If I was in a room with him and two werewolves, and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot him... twice." ---George Carlin

"It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen." ---David Letterman

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words" --Groucho Marx