About six weeks ago, Philip made a big stir about discovering my identity. To date, he has.......well just not lived up to his word (I know, don't fall on the floor....)Recently a reader sent us a message with some.....well.....sensitive information about Philip Rogers Klein. So, let it begin. Here is the Sam the Eagle Political Review response to Philip's silly reward.
Philip, you have two weeks to atone for your evil internet ways. You must:
1) Apologize for all the lies you have told;
2) Apologize for all the people you have libeled;
3) post a picture on your website of yourself sitting in the corner of a room on your hands in 'timeout';
4) donate $1000 to the Jefferson County Democratic Party;
5) write a letter to every local public official telling them you are sorry....oh and also that you apologize;
6) Donate 55 pounds of meat to Sanderson's;
7) Buy Hal Ross a large lobster dinner;
8) Give Tom Manes a big hug.....in public with witnesses;
9) and promise never ever to do any of this again....
oh and Beavis wants to know how much government money you spent on your pool.....or....
I will post it........Why? Why Not?
Sam the Eagle
