We interrupt DRIBBLITS this week to bring you some breaking news. Last night, the Review had 42,894 tips regarding adulterous affairs involving Philip Klein and at least FIVE others. "These are different from that one." said Beavis after investigating the investigators. With reluctance, the five involved agreed to appear on camera and talk about their relationship with Philip on the condition that we hide their identities:
"He told me he loved me." Said one of those involved. "We were going to move to the desert and live in a hole." Another spoke of lavish gifts given by Philip, funded by the United States Small Business Administration. "We took trips to the country and he fed me apples. I really cared for him. What a louse!""This is just the tip of the iceberg." said one tipster. The Review has confirmed that investigators are investigating and lawyers have been hired.
"The storm is coming." Said one attorney who called the Review this morning.
Tragically, after the interviews, two of those involved engaged in a heated argument resulting in one eating the other. The Feds have been notified and are said to be interested in looking into the matter.
You bet we will watch this one.......
