Philip writes:" I would assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I would post it. Why? Why not?"
'We' here at the Eagle's Nest are looking forward to working with the trained professionals at Klein Investigations.....
"The team to call when you really need to know"
However, 'we' must confess that 'we' don't know very much about Philip's coworkers. In order to harbor a productive working relationship between both The Southeast Texas Political Review and our team here at the Nest, 'we' would like to know more about Philip's team. The list of names can be found on the Klein Investigations website under INVESTIGATORS.
Leave 'us' a message on the MORSELS OF NASTINESS. Within twenty four hours, a dark hooded figure with very bad breath riding a winged serpent will appear at your door and give you a talisman. Take it to any local Dairy Queen and purchase a kid's meal......with fries (because they are so tasty). DO NOT EXCHANGE YOUR TOKEN FOR A DILLY BAR OR SOFT SERVE. Instead, take it the the train station in Prague. You will be met by a blind beggar who will ask you for two Koruna in order to take a bath. Respond; "I am an idiot." The beggar will then direct you to a storage locker containing........
........One million dollars
