For the second time in as many weeks, The Lord has struck down Philip Klein's Southeast Texas Political Review. Readers who visited the site today were treated to this obscure "SERVER PROBLEMS" message once again:
However, anonymous sources who called the Eagle's Nest late last night indicated that God is angry with Philip Klein
"He is just a bad man and God sees that." said a source. "The Lord is tired of Philip's constant lies."
Eagle's Nest correspondent Beavis was able to actually speak to the Almighty. "Philip Klein does not deserve to have a website." said God. "He is mean spirited and has abused the internet for far too long."
Calls to Philip's cell phone were once again answered with an irate voice demanding that we quit calling.
You bet we will watch this one.
