Disclaimer: Philip Klein is a highly trained idiot and as such is experienced in handling situations like the one pictured above. Do not try this at home.
Ahh...another week:
"His ignorance is encyclopedic." Abba Eban
"His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons." Robin Williams
"I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland." Eugene McCarthy
"I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it."---Philip r. Klein 10/5/08
SAM THE EAGLE
Now in our fourteenth year ! .... "I can't think of anyone in Southeast Texas who deserves to be made fun of more than Philip Klein"....The Southeast Texas Record 6/7/10
NOTABLE QUOTES:
I still want to talk about Kelli's tits and bush.
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/5/10
Now can we talk about Kelli's bush?
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/13/10
I had a negro cut my yard. I provide jobs.
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/28/10
COMPLAINT
Got a complaint about a private investigator in Texas