WARNING: Philip Klein is a highly trained idiot and as such is experienced in handling situations like the one pictured above. Do not try this at home."Nature not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write." --- A. E. Housman
"An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to." --- Gene Fowler
"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally." ---Oscar Wilde
Sam the Eagle
