Retard's Write

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Some real ones this week:

From Desliva426:

Sam, why do you hate Philip Klein so much?

ANSWER: He's a dick...........No........really, I don't hate him, I hate the way he does what he does.....but he's still a dick.

From ARP911:

Do you have anything to do with the other Southeast Texas Political Review site?

ANSWER: UUUHHHH.................No

From Anonymous:

Do you get very much traffic on your site?

ANSWER: Yes, as of late. Now would you work on the quality of the information you are feeding to Philip Klein.


Sam the Eagle