EATAFLY COMES TOGETHER.
It is with great honor and humbleness that I announce the formation of the EATAFLY Trust, Inc. The Fundation will be headed by Sam the Eagle Enterprises, LLC., INC., ABC, NBA with Sam the Eagle serving as President, Vice President, Secretary and best of all, Treasurer. We are happy to also say that Dr. Lucy Van Pelt, noted child actor Beavis, and the unemployed son of a migrant farm worker have agreed to serve on the Bored of Directors.
Our first project will be Jacob's House. In a private effort between the Eatafly Trust, private donors and corporate sponsors, we will be constructing a magnificent retreat where members of the Fundation and their invited guests, can retire and relax in hot 'tubes' and choose from a wide selection of imported liquors and cuban cigars. This house will be a place, a haven so to call it, for Fundation members to rest, visit and stay in opulence and luxury all in the name of charity.
Donations are always welcome from Corporations and families around the United States. A goal of this Fundation is to exploit....uhh, I mean, 'utilize' (yea, that's it) the generosity of the naive as well as loopholes in the Tax Code. Mostly we are looking for people that want to help and not want all of the hype (or to know what we are really spending their money on). We call our contributors the silent fleeceable!
You will NOT receive a pat on the back, you will not receive a prize, and you will not receive any PR (much less a receipt). But you will receive a good feeling in your heart knowing that you have helped someone gain one of the most important tools in life : money!
