Eagles Note: Retards Write is a registered trademark, patent, 'copywrite' of Sam the Eagle Enterprises INC, ABC, NBA and the Eatafly Foundation. Any and all implications or inferences that The Philip Kleins, their various entities, companies, or personalities that inhabit their psyche write letters to themselves is purely coincidental. FROM WASHINGTON: Sam, I was going to hire Texas Professional Bodyguards LLC to guard me during the campaign but it looks like their license is suspended. Can you help? John McCain
P.S. Isn't it a violation of the statute to continue advertising that your ARE a professional bodyguard when your license is suspended?
ANSWER: Thanks for reading John. I think there's a guy in Nederland that does that stuff. You should......OOOPPPPSSSSS.......maybe not. As to your post script, you can call the number at the top of the page.
FROM NEDERLAND:
Sim, I hev ben devurced a bench of tims bet I nuw luv a hukker frum Dowlin rode. What shuld I du?
Lunely Hert
ANSWER: UUHHHHH, git another devurce??????
FROM LUBBOCK:
Sam, What does it mean when the editor of a review puts up a sign of a construction worker on the web page where the updates of a lawsuit are posted?
ANSWER: It means he is a stupid #%^%$^%& and he #$^%^$%% up really badly.
Sam the Eagle
