'We' here at the Eagle's Nest want to thank you for all your support. The 'Morsels of Nastiness' has been a Great Success. So.........lets begin:
From Vincent:
Sam, I am an eight grade history teacher and I would love for you to come talk to my class about the influence of eagles on American history.
William J.
ANSWER: Thanks Bill. I would love to talk to your class (and you thought the Talk Back Line was anonymous).
From Utah:
Sam, I love your site. Would you sing a song or two with me?
David Archuleta (gratituitous search engine advertisement)
ANSWER: Sorry David, we are a big fan of the homeless kid that got kicked off three months ago. Good luck though.
From Nederland:
You don't? What a $#&*@ mother *%&@%$ you are! Look around the internet? Really! They have @#$%& with his kids for years. They have even @$#%@ his @$#$%. Just call me one @%#$%@$ off woman and I am going to @$#%@$#! I am not Phillip Klein. Leave his @#%^#$%@#$% alone you @%#$%@$%# #%^%$@*#$. I am a #$%#@^#^% that would like to $%^^&%##$@% shove it down your #$%$@#$%^%$ throat. #$%@# you Beverly I am starting with you and your #$%$@#$ chasing husband.
ANSWER: OK.........'we' understand your pain. It must be just terrible living with 'THEM'........take a deep breath...........sit down..............and find a bottle of Liquid Plumber.......
Another From Nederland:
Nutuse of Entint to SOO:
U R herbie Nutified thet wee willl feel a lewsute ageenst U fur teellling bed thengs abet Uss.
Answer: So..................................
Sam the Eagle
P.S. THANK ALL OF YOU FOR READING
