Bits of Teeth

BIG stuff this week
"The nearest he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle."---Mariah Carey wedding (really Sam, that's stretching it...)
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."---Andrew Lang
"Down in Louisiana Where the alligators grow so mean Lived a girl that I swear to the world Made the alligators look tame"---Tony Joe White
Eagles Note: There have been many accusations made that 'we' used our influence in the animal world to prompt the vicious attack on the Philip Kleins. 'We' here at the Eagle's Nest deny those slanderous allegations. The animals involved needed no prompting. They too, hate the Philip Kleins.
Sam the Eagle