Commissioner Kleins??????

In an interesting development, anonymous sources who refuse to give their names because they don't exist have told sources who in turn told some sources who wrote something on a restroom wall in a truck stop in Seguin stating that the renowned idiotors of the Southeast Texas Political Review, The Philip Kleins, are considering a run for commissioner of Jefferson County.
"This is absurb." Said one source who called us at 4:00 a.m. on a Tuesday to discuss the matter. "Do those goons REALLY think they could win????".

Sources close to the Kleins, though anonymous, indicate that the idiotors are seriously looking at the matter. "Wee hareed a consiltent wo hareed a consiltent woo git us in tuch wit sumeon thet iz reeely hih up en geoviurnment, woo teld us thet wee culd wen." said the idiotors.

"I don't see it happening." Said County Judge Ron Walker. "The logistics are frightening. I mean, where would we put them all?" He added, referring to the multiple personalities that the Kleins seem to exhibit.

A political hotbed. You bet we will follow it....

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