Reader Mail

I get so many letters and email messages that I will print some of the ones that interest me. I got 2,212 today alone. Most are from this guy.

Dear Sam;

When serving papers, which is more intimidating to the person that I am serving, a plastic gun or a real 1911?


Lonely Heart in Nederland


Dear Lonely Heart,

First, one needs to be mentally stable to carry a gun. Second, if serving papers is the best you can do, well, go for it, paperboy...