Sam the Eagle: An Idiot Reports My Death

An Idiot Reports My Death

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Mark Twain (1887)

Sam the Eagle (2008)

WANTED: FOR HIGH CRIMES AND IRRITATION

"I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it."---Philip r. Klein 10/5/08

SAM THE EAGLE

Now in our fourteenth year ! .... "I can't think of anyone in Southeast Texas who deserves to be made fun of more than Philip Klein"....The Southeast Texas Record 6/7/10

NOTABLE QUOTES:

I still want to talk about Kelli's tits and bush.

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/5/10

Now can we talk about Kelli's bush?

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/13/10

I had a negro cut my yard. I provide jobs.

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/28/10

COMPLAINT

Got a complaint about a private investigator in Texas

CONTACT EAGLE'S NEST

"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle